Captain America Suit-Up Athletic Socks

Because patriotism extends to the ankles.Look, you're a fan of all things good and proper:Apple pie (made with organic apples).Hot dogs (made from organic turkey).Baseball (played with organic wooden bats).Super-villain pummeling with completely indestructible (and inorganic) shields bestowed by…Extend

Because patriotism extends to the ankles.Look, you're a fan of all things good and proper:Apple pie (made with organic apples).Hot dogs (made from organic turkey).Baseball (played with organic wooden bats).Super-villain pummeling with completely indestructible (and inorganic) shields bestowed by PROJECT: REBIRTH.You adorn a patriotic, padded costume simulating Old Glory's color scheme, and sling said shield to enhance the effectiveness of said super-villain pummeling. Unfortunately, you're wearing steel-reinforced boots with nary a sock, and your augmented footsies are being torn to shreds while kicking landmines, tanks, Nazis, and more Nazis.Thankfully, our Captain America Suit-Up Athletic Socks should help increase comfort and support while kicking the massive and dependable implements of conventional ground warfare.Made from a soft cotton and stretchy polyester, these stylish Captain America socks simulate Cap's super-suit with red and white stripes, and additional uniform accents like stars and head-wings.Yes, if you're looking for Captain America socks that A) deflect mortar fire, and B) match the suit, these government-approved shin-huggers deftly fulfill the needs presented by A and B. Reduce